HUUUuuurk! HuurK! Hurk! Hurk! Silliness commences!
C'mon over!!
"Fierce Allegiance used to have a Debbie Gibson tape in his truck. :^)"
LMAO
. . . IT IS FRIDAY! Shalom.
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job".
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll
have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, but you started it."
my cat, Mollie, has decided in the last two hours to go from a nice little kitten to a grown cat in full-on heat.
believe me: I am up to my eyeballs in enough silliness to wipe out a battalion
This is a detective story so pay close attention! Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of bourbon into the ballpark. The game is very intense and they are enjoying themselves immensely, mixing the bourbon with soft drinks. Finally one of them passes out. Soon they realize the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go.
Now the hard question: Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players are on base?
Answer: It's the bottom of the fifth, one out, and the bags are loaded.