[Mrs.Nooseman]

Welcome to FR!

[RushCrush]

IP check on aisle one!

[Katy_Katarina]

CLOSE THE BORDERS. That'll help.

[OSHA]

Not a good idea to post a vanity first thing, so you're gonna' take some heat.

Welcome to FR (If you survive.) :^)

[Drango]

I've actually been checking out the site for a while...

Welcome....did you cath the hint about your first post NOT being a vanity?

[ColoCdn]

Welcome to FR.

[SmithL]

I'll bet Ann's first post wasn't a vanity.

[JustRight]

If you've lurked a while, you should know that posting vanities is annoying to the kitties. On a good day, when their bellies are full of DU troll and the sun is shining, you might be ok. On a bad day, get ready for the ZOT!!

[TChris]

Welcome to FR. :-)

[Conspiracy Guy]

You said, I'm a huge Ann Coulter fan. :-)

Try dieting.

[buccaneer81]

I like French Toast. With butter.

[MikefromOhio]

15 minutes 50 replies and not yet one response....

hmmmmmmmmm.....

Anyone smell anything yet?

[Fierce Allegiance]

America would be a hell of a lot better off if NASCAR would race in the rain.

[steveo]

[KC_Conspirator]

Here is a good idea:

Disband or deport the ACLU.

[mplsconservative]

Just in case no one has posted this yet:

The best idea is to get the U.S. out of the UN.

[7.62 x 51mm]

Sniff, sniff... I'm smelling ozone. It's Friday Troll Time.

[retrokitten]

[Lazamataz]

Well, you haven't been banned. That means you probably are not a retread.

[Macklew]

Here's one that will work. Put all of Congress on the same Social Security Benefit plan that we are on, or put all of us on the same benefit plan that they are on. After all, our Social Security plan is not good enough for them so they pay nothing into the plan nor take anything out. They have to somehow survive by drawing their same salary for as long as they live. Oh, they are helped a bit by getting timely cost of living increases and benefits for their spouses. What is deducted from their meager salaries for this little plan is zilch, nada... $0.00.