A guy who sounded just like Geraldo started the interview straight, and then broke into the exact text of one of Jackson's loonier statements, and said, "as a matter of fact, I've spent nights at Michael's house, myself. He'd tuck me in and kiss me, we'd hug, it wasn't sexual, it was very sweet."
Also, did this joke: Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? He heard boys pants were half off.