There was a kid named Jeff Albertson living in my small town when I was growing up... I have no idea where he ended up, but I'll bet he will be hearing some bad CBG imitations for a while.
The best CBG line ever came when the nerds took over Springfield full of Utopian dreams (nice satire of the liberal mindset) and proclaimed that, in line with Vulcan ritual, sex would only be permitted once every seven years. "For some of you this will mean much less sex. For me, much, much more."