[durasell]

I'm just some guy -- but I've found it a very good policy never to comment on a woman's

A)Weight
B)Personal Hygiene
C)Dress size
D)Shoe size
E)Whether drapes match the carpet.

[Imaverygooddriver]

..Life’s just a cocktail party on the street
Big apple
People dressed in plastic bags
Directing traffic
Some kind of fashion

[az wildkitten]

You're just some SMART GUY.

[Vor Lady]

You sir, are wise!

[Hoodlum91]

I'd say you're right on with A, C and D.

But even an fat woman with big feet should be able to clean herself and match the drapes with the carpet!