Doug, I busted out laughing at your tagline.
We have similar tagline tastes.
Guess where I am planning a vacation in June or July? Yep, Cape Cod. I am already arguing with Mrs. DFU. I want to take a neckbrace, rent a 1968 Oldsmobile, and get a picture of me on the bridge at Chappaquiddick holding a bottle of booze. She thinks we are going on vacation. Wait until she sees what I want to do in front of Barney Frank's office.