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To: rlmorel

TED KENNEDY SINGS MONTY PYTHON'S LUMBERJACK SONG

I'm a lifeguard and I'm ok

I swim all night and I drink all day

He's a lifeguard and he's ok

He swims all night and he drinks all day

I drive off bridges, I kill my mistress

I smell like a distillery

One day I'll be a senator and catch a venereal disease

He drives off bridges, He kills his mistress

He smells like a distillery

One day He'll be a senator and catch a venereal disease

He's a lifeguard and he's ok

I'm a lifeguard and I'm ok

I drive while drunk, I skip and jump

I pass out in bars I wish I'd been a bootlegger

Just like my dear papa

He's a lifeguard and he's ok

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17 posted on 02/07/2005 6:41:15 PM PST by AmericanMade1776 ( The Year of Freeping Dangerously)
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To: AmericanMade1776

"Heeheheheee...."I SMELL LIKE A DISTILLERY..."

Did you make this up? Very well done!

28 posted on 02/08/2005 7:03:15 AM PST by rlmorel
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