TED KENNEDY SINGS MONTY PYTHON'S LUMBERJACK SONG
I'm a lifeguard and I'm ok
I swim all night and I drink all day
He's a lifeguard and he's ok
He swims all night and he drinks all day
I drive off bridges, I kill my mistress
I smell like a distillery
One day I'll be a senator and catch a venereal disease
He drives off bridges, He kills his mistress
He smells like a distillery
One day He'll be a senator and catch a venereal disease
He's a lifeguard and he's ok
I'm a lifeguard and I'm ok
I drive while drunk, I skip and jump
I pass out in bars I wish I'd been a bootlegger
Just like my dear papa
He's a lifeguard and he's ok
© Pol Pot Roast
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1179312/posts
"Heeheheheee...."I SMELL LIKE A DISTILLERY..."
Did you make this up? Very well done!