Whew!?
Okay, so you're cool with Newton? Kepler? Galileo?
Not Einstein? Heisenberg? Planck?
Well, Let's take these in order shall we?
Newton - I like him. Makes cool cookies.
Kepler - He's too Mysterious
Galileo - Figaro?
Not Einstein? Heisenberg? Planck?
Einstein - He's too square
Heisenberg - I always thought his ideas were too indeterminate.
Planck - I used to agree with him, but then found him to not be constant.
Anything else I can help you with? :-)