Not related to Madonna, but from the same link webpage:
WE HEAR . . . WE HEAR
THAT the French version of the Secret Service might be even less effective than France's military forces. When President Jacques Chirac arrived in Dakar, Senegal, yesterday, at least two members of his security detail were pickpocketed. Among the pilfered possessions: a camera and a cellphone. We hope they didn't lose their guns . .
I saw that. Very funny. Hopefully they stole Chirac's cognac bottle from his coat.