Welcome to FR. As n00b vanities go, I'd give this one a 9.7 :)
Don't forget the "Pink Berets".
Kiss-blowing Cannoneers Armed with puckered lips and caissons full of brotherly love, this able artillery battalion will be trained to lay down such devastating barrages of blown kisses as to make the most obdurate enemy swoon like schoolgirls at a Justin Timberlake concert. XOXO