The list was such crap it was worth getting fired up about. Come on, Eddie Van Halen being listed #70. That's like saying Garciaparra is the 70th best-hitting shortstop; it's debatable if he's #1 based on what you think is important (Does Ripken's perfect-attendance ribbon mean he's greatest? Is A-Rod a has-been? Is he even counted as a SS for these purposes?). And maybe there's some roots legend you may think is great (Can you compare Nap Lajoie to Ripken, A-Rod and Nomaaaah?)
But 70?
The Michael Jordan of metal guitarists is #70?