Penis hammered off statue

CNews | 2/1/05

[Arthalion]

It was ugly anyway.

[P-Chan Penny]

LOL, gotta agree. Of course if this had been the nude statue of a woman, then the outcome would've been different I think!

[KidGlock]

Police: "We are looking for leads, but it's really hard."

[ChewedGum]

"Lost the Dongle?"

Gum

[Cicero]

I notice that the source was too priggish to give us a picture.

Those who are curious can see some of the sculptor's work here:

http://www.theartark.com/artsculptures.html

(Caution: One statue has a p*nis.)

[Zeroisanumber]

Damn. Couldn't they just spend $3000 on curtains?

[cyborg]

Okay I confess.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Oh for crying out loud, it wasn't vandalism.

Some amorous Canuck got a little out of hand and it just broke off.

You know he's inconsolable over the damage he's done to his granite lover.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

PING!!

You just can't make this sh*t up, again!

[stainlessbanner]

The artist has a thing for nekkid guys with suitcases

[End Times Sentinel]

Okay, I'll be the first to ask what everyone wants to know:  I don't want to come off sounding like a fag or anything, but how big was the guy's... uh... hammer?

Owl_Eagle

”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores

Okay, I'll be the first to ask what everyone wants to know:  I don't want to come off sounding like a fag or anything, but how big was the guy's... uh... hammer?

[monday]

""What is the next artist supposed to do now? Put a block of concrete in, make sure it doesn't offend people, put fence around it and hire security guards?"

How about the next artist create art with a certain degree of skill and sophistication instead of cr@p that looks like a four year old made it?

[najida]

Oh lord!

If that is it, I can see why someone was a vandal.

ick.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

That's why I stay away from Ecuadorean women.

-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)

[KidGlock]

Shouldn't this be "Breaking" news?


(Or broken news?)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Okay, I'll be the first to ask what everyone wants to know: I don't want to come off sounding like a fag or anything, but how big was the guy's... uh... hammer?"

Ball peen perhaps?

[Conspiracy Guy]

That's gonna leave a mark.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Ow.

[BikerNYC]

I don't want to come off sounding like a fag or anything, but how big was the guy's... uh... hammer?

Too late. Only a gay guy or a chick would care about something like that.

[monday]

""What is the next artist supposed to do now? Put a block of concrete in, make sure it doesn't offend people, put fence around it and hire security guards?"

If his statue had been even close to as good as Michelangelo's David, the vandalism wouldn't have occurred.