I have a hard time with colors outside of the crayola 8-pack. I still have no idea what puce and taupe are. I know Fuscia is, but that's only because the nice lady at Victorias Secret told me it's not pink.
Some dorky fag at the Suit Store tried to get me to buy a taupe suit, but I said hell no, I want the tan one.
"No man should know the difference between mauve and fuschia." ~Tom Parks