Iv'e got plenty of beer for tonight. If I run out, I have a 30 pack in the down stairs fridge for just suck emergencies. The wife is set on beer too, she doesn't like wine.
The wife handles the bills, I saved a ton of money on my insurance with GEICO, we have a foot of snow, so the lawn is plenty watered, Trash guys don't come until Tuesday, The fish, kids and dog all have enough food and warm clothes (t5he fish don't wear clothes, but the pond has a nice ice hole {hehe} in it). I made the bed this morning with my wife (we messed it up good last night).
My company just scored another huge job, so my mind is free for the afternoon.
Enough thinking, on with the silliness!!
What ever you do, DO NOT explain what those emergencies might be.
Shalom.
If I run out, I have a 30 pack in the down stairs fridge for just suck emergencies
Whoa, dude I wanna come to YOUR parties!
dang! I'm impresssed. Well, I'll tell you the truth: We're expecting sleet tonight, so everybody's shopping for bread and milk and toilet paper, except me. I'm shopping for beer and vodka.
Do we WANT to know???