[ArGee]

I have an idea but I need some FReeper help. It's a top ten list to prove that Americans are basically conservative. I've thought of a couple. The Friday Silliness Team can surely come up with more.

(Maybe we can, and maybe we can't, but please, don't call me Shirley.)

10. We're willing to pay the tab but we hate leaving tips.
9. We don't put extra donations in the IRS envelopes.
8. The restaurant that advertised "Have it my way" went bankrupt.

Any good ideas?

Shalom.

[GraniteStateConservative]

The popularity of all-you-can eat buffets is a strike against your theory.