[pikachu]

Old Joke: Man is at a psychologists office and looking at ink blots. The Doc askes, "What do you see in tht ink blot?"

The guy says, "A man and a woman making love."

"And what do you see in the second ink blot", the doctor asks.

The man examines it ans says, "A man and TWO women making love."

"And what about the third ink blot?" Asks the doctor.

"A man and THREE women making love."

The doctor shakes his head, "You seem to think alot about sex."

ANd the man says, "Me? You're the one with the dirty pictures!"

[peacebaby]

lol... and I think the The Big B has started another silliness thread elsewyere.....

[cripplecreek]

A man at the zoo asks the zoo keeper "Excuse me but do you know what time it is?"

The zookeepr says "sure" reaches over and lifts an elephants testicles and says "It's 3 PM"

Astounded the man says "you can tell the time by lifing an elephants testicles?"

The zookeeper says "no" and lifts the elephants testicles again, points and says "the clock is right over there".