[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Click the link to see the source code. Looks like fun!

[So Cal Rocket]

BWAHAHAHAH... I'd love to see the face of the person getting to the copy machine when this message is displayed:

RADIATION LEAK

[demlosers]

public static string GetRandomMessage()
{
string [] Messages = {
"BUZZ OFF",
"TOUCH ME",
"STEP AWAY",
"SET TO STUN",
"SCORE = 3413",
"PAT EATS MICE",
"FEED ME",
"GO AWAY",
"NEED MORE SPACE",
"POUR ME A DRINK",
"IN DISTRESS",
"NICE SHIRT",
"GO AWAY",
"NO PRINT FOR YOU",
"RADIATION LEAK",
"HANDS UP",
"PRESS MY BUTTON",
"TAKE ME HOME",
"LOOKS LIKE RAIN",
"HELLO WORLD",
"NICE HAIR",
"NEED A MINT?",
"BE GENTLE",
"BE KIND",
"INSERT DISK",
"BUY ME LUNCH",
"DONT STOP",
"COME CLOSER",
"TAKE A BREAK",
"INSERT QUARTER",
"BLACK SABBATH"
};


Random r = new Random();
return Messages[r.Next() % Messages.Length];
}

[Bush2000]

Very funny ;-)