Kenyan man gets death for eating wife

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[ambrose]

Kenyan man gets death for eating wife

C'mon, martin_fierro - this is like a slow fastball right down the plate... let 'er rip...

[atomicpossum]

That's NOT Good Eats.

[SweetPilotofCanuckistan]

Gives me chills...

He's getting what he deserves

[End Times Sentinel]

Sigh... there's just no hope that this thread will go the high road, is there.

 

Where are you getting these stories ambrose?

Owl_Eagle

”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores

[REDWOOD99]

Better than wife in prison.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

I have a feeling the mods are gonna be watching this thread closely.

[thag]

I was gonna, but I just can't.

Where's Bubba Clinton when ya need him?????

[NorCalRepub]

I'm still trying to think of a good reply that is not the totally obvious and I just can't.....DAMN

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Hey honey, what's eating you?

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Hanging him seems like a step in the right direction of "taking a bite out of crime".

[Borges]

His wife must have had good taste.

[najida]

Oh dear,
I am just sitting here biting my tongue.

There is so much I wanna say but I can't.
But I wanna.

But I can't.

Wanna.

Can't.

~sigh~

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Seems like this is the kind of case a good lawyer could really sink his teeth into.

[Moleman]

In other news, a cell phone was found at the scene with Jenna Jamesons voice ringing "ooooh eat me, oooooh"

[csvset]

'Erection drove cannibal to machete murder'

Lagos - A Nigerian man has been arrested after he killed a woman and ate her stewed intestines in a bid to cure an abnormally persistent erection, police said on Wednesday.

A spokesperson for Osun state police said 50-year-old Folorunso Olukotun had led officers to his victim's disembowelled body in the bush near his home village in south-west Nigeria.

"According to the man's story, his private organ always has an erection and it doesn't go down," Oluwole Ayodeji said. "Someone advised him to kill a woman and eat her intestines."

Olukotun ambushed his victim, a woman in her forties unknown to her attacker, on a path near her village. He attacked her with a machete, killed her, and took her intestines home, Ayodeji said.

'He seems to have believed them'

"He cooked them like a sort of stew and ate them with pounded yam," he said. "When the police arrived he was very open, we have his whole confession on tape and he has been remanded in custody."

The spokesperson said that police believe that someone had jokingly suggested cannibalism as a cure for Olukotun's problem, in the belief that he would never carry out such a killing.

"He seems to have believed them," he said. Police could not say whether the erection has now subsided. - Sapa-AFP

Published on the Web by IOL on 2002-05-22 11:15:24

[NorCalRepub]

did it work?????????????LOL...........

[thag]

Abnormally persistent? Mrs. Thag threatens ME with attack when I have one of those that just won't quit.....

[So Cal Rocket]

"He cooked them like a sort of stew and ate them with pounded yam,"

Erm... if he had pounded his yam a little more frequently, maybe his erection problem would have subsided a little.

[atomicpossum]

He attacked her with a machete, killed her, and took her intestines home, Ayodeji said.

I'm assuming he didn't walk far, what with the particular problem he was trying to cure.