Lawmaker wants tiny boxing gloves on roosters

CNN ^ | Wednesday, January 26, 2005 Posted: 9:35 PM EST (0235 GMT) | CNN

[saquin]

Boxing gloves on fighting roosters are stupid, of course, but so are razor blades.

My thoughts exactly. How are razor blades any better or less stupid?

[RetroWarrior]

For the same reason that rooster's need boxing gloves. Because a Dem says so

[RetroWarrior]

But do bees pass on the left or the right?

[Libertina]

Better yet, how do the GET into office in the first place? Gad...

[Mercat]

I would think that bees need teeny tiny condoms on their stingers.

[Middle-O-Road]

LOL! That's TOOOOOO much information!

[RetroWarrior]

I thought bees used IUD's

[TASMANIANRED]

Bee's don't need IUD's. They are all female, They munch carpet.

[RetroWarrior]

Lesbian bees? That more than I needed to know. ;-)

[kenth]

And I thought the Sooners were embarrassing this year...

[TASMANIANRED]

There are only males produced with the colony needs to split up.

They have queens though.

[RetroWarrior]

The males mate once and die. A feminist wet dream.

[TASMANIANRED]

Sure sucks for them.

[eddie willers]

The males mate once and die

Bill Clinton wouldn't nave seen 13.

[RetroWarrior]

The males mate one and die. That's what happens when Woman rule. Sorry Ladies ;-)

[Middle-O-Road]

The males mate one and die. That's what happens when Woman rule. Sorry Ladies ;-)

Wrong! That implies too much childbirth or WE would only get to mate once, and that would NEVER work! ;)

[RetroWarrior]

Maybe we would only mate once, but we'd try over and over.

[eddie willers]

Maybe we would only mate once, but we'd try over and over.

Marry a teacher. You have to keep doing it 'til you get it right.

[RetroWarrior]

Practice makes perfect

[ChefKeith]

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