[Darksheare]

I didn't kill them.
The mods have their hands in all the good conspiracies and they have all the good material too, so we can't come up with our own plots and conspiracies.
(Though we try!)

We kept a scientist in the basement for a week once.
He was overjoyed, felt that it was a great adventure.
We had to change addressses and delist the phone number afterwards.
He said something about sharing the secret of clean safe energy with us or some such..
/ joke.

[Middle-O-Road]

I didn't kill them.

And we're supposed to just BELIEVE you? I vote jury trial!