[AZLiberty]

This reminds me of a call to Dr. Laura a few years back. An East Indian, in his '50s, called in to report that he found himself less attracted to his wife and increasingly attracted to 18-year-old women. He wondered if this was unusual, and if it meant he should divorce his wife for someone younger.

Of course Dr. Laura jumped on him: Well, duh, 18-year-olds are more physically attractive than 50-year-olds -- to almost any male. You married you wife for better or worse, and you've just noticed some of the "worse" part. Get over it.

Now we learn that not only are young women more beautiful, but they have secret chemicals. What are us 50-year-old men going to do -- except see if we can track some down before Valentine's Day?

Maybe I can convince my wife to let me rub an 18-year-old all over her.

[Pharmboy]

Maybe I can convince my wife to let me rub an 18-year-old all over her.

LOL! If you succeed, share your technique with me...

[Deaf Smith]

"but they have secret chemicals"

Beer?

[Veto!]

So splure a whopping $30 and buy your wife a perfume that's been on the market for more than 20 years....You can find it online a perfumehut.com and other perfume purveyors.

PHEROMONE for women by Marilyn Miglin
EAU DE PARFUM SPRAY 3.4 OZ Launched by the design house of Marilyn Miglin in 1980, PHEROMONE is classified as a luxurious, greens fragrance. This feminine scent possesses a blend of essential oils of light and pure white flowers. It is recommended for romantic wear.