Posted on 01/25/2005 6:19:24 AM PST by pissant
Desperate Housewives star Nicolette Sheridan is reeling because a former friend is selling what he claims are raunchy photographs of the blonde actress.
American newspaper New York Post reports an ex-pal of the 41-year-old star, who plays sex mad divorcee Edie Britt in the hit ABC show, is offering the images to the highest bidder.
The unnamed man says: "I think they are beautiful pictures and they should be seen. She doesn't want me to sell them. But the way I look at it, if Mr Blackwell named her the worst-dressed person, she might as well be the least-dressed person."
Despite the former friend's sales strategy, Playboy has turned down the chance to publish the photos, but Hustler magazine is reported to be interested.
Playboy is not interested? Heck, I am!!!
Lesson: Don't show yourself naked to someone you're not married to.
Has she got a talk-radio offer yet?
At one time I thought that maybe some of my finer performances in the bedroom should be taped for posterity but then I got a look at my fuzzy, droopy pimply rump and tossed the offending medium into the fireplace.
ping
Are you kidding? Heck, there are web sites devoted to photos of ex-wives!
You said it first...so I didn't have to.
Hey, Nicolette: if you don't want 'em shown, don't have 'em taken in the first place, idiot.
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