I'm in a pickle right now, so I mustard bump and ketchup with this article later. I'm sure I will relish it....
This probably isn't what you're looking for but I work on Camp Fallujah and always use the Heinz condiments. They had bottles of Heinz 57 too.
It's a fact that Heinz profits from sales to Halliburton who profits from running things like dining facilities.
JF'nK was here a while ago and at in our chow hall. I wonder if he used his own ketchup?