[BykrBayb]

Update: She's now using that U-Haul to transport illegals across the border at $30 a pop.

[xJones]

Update: She's now using that U-Haul to transport illegals across the border at $30 a pop.

Shirley, you jest. The abandoned U-Haul isn't amphibious for the wider parts of the Rio Grande and the flat tires wouldn't allow transport across the border in other states.

And besides, we are fighting the WOT and securing our Canadian border, so the Mexican border can't be left wide open, can it?