"All Rise!"
"Here come the Judge...!"
ROTFLMAO!
You are the master of the one-liner.
Hey, this isn't a joking matter, mister. What with those crazy law and order, religious conservatives with their sense of "morality" and right and wrong in power, there are only so many sexual offenders, former Grand Wizards and bouyant senators that the DNC can put in power. Even with the help of the ACLU and NYT's, there is a real paucity of degenerates that the DNC can run.