'Woman Set Fire to Lesbian Ex-Lover in Jealous Rage'

Scotsman ^ | 1/21

[Cinnamon]

where's this tender love they speak of...? are not people of the same sex pref supposed to be more sensitive and caring and loving than us straight people?

[day10]

JD Ping

[SmithL]

Hot women in bed?


Yeah, I got that E-Mail yesterday.

[Lee Heggy]

"Jealous Sarah Metcalfe, 46, of no fixed abode, discovered her ex-girlfriend Katie Wrigglesworth in bed with Emma Shakesheff.."

I'm sorry but the names and the 'of no fixed abode' part just strike me as very funny even though this was a terrible thing. I would think that anyone named 'Jealous Sarah' would be a tip off at the git go...

[exile]

Miss Wrigglesworth reportedly said, "I wanted some hot lesbo sex, but this is ridiculous."

[lilylangtree]

Trouble in queer paradise.

[Martin Tell]

... her former partner had been “rubbing her nose in it” ...

I thought the problem was that her former partner was no longer doing that.

[FastCoyote]

If you can't lick them, then burn them.

[exile]

I heard Miss Wrigglesworth's favorite flannel shirt and golf clubs were destroyed in the fire.

[mikrofon]

A few moments later she saw the pair having sex through an open bedroom door. She later told police that her former partner had been “rubbing her nose in it” and grabbed a petrol can from the caravan.

An unfortunate juxtaposition of sentences...

[Labyrinthos]

But all of these people would be better parents than any heterosexual couple out there.

Why should straight people have a monopoly on violent crime? And a lot of "these people" would make better parents than a lot of notable heterosexuals like O.J., Bobby Blake, Scotty Peterson, the wacko lady from Texas who drowned her kids, the wacko lady from South Carolina who drowned her kids, Joel Steinberg, etc., etc.

[Woodworker]

Consumed by the flames of love...

[USS Alaska]

Come on baby light my fire...

So that's what they mean when they say...hot box...

The flames of lust...

[NorCalRepub]

give new meaning to the word "flamer".........

[Junior]

I guess the sex wasn't all that hot.

[BenLurkin]

She later told police that her former partner had been “rubbing her nose in it” . . . .

[BenLurkin]

Oh I dunno . . . they sound a bit ike Hobbit names to me.

[GraniteStateConservative]

Bingo.

[csvset]

Another "Crazy World Of Arthur Brown" moment.

I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you
Fire, I'll take you to burn
Fire, I'll take you to learn
I'll see you burn

You fought hard and you saved and earned
But all of it's going to burn
And your mind, your tiny mind
You know you've really been so blind
Now 's your time, burn your mind
You're falling far too far behind
Oh no, oh no, oh no, you're gonna burn

Fire, to destroy all you've done
Fire, to end all you've become
I'll feel you burn

You've been living like a little girl
In the middle of your little world
And your mind, your tiny mind
You know you've really been so blind
Now 's your time, burn your mind
You're falling far too far behind
OOhhh
Fire, I'll take you to burn
Fire, I'll take you to learn
You're gonna burn, you're gonna burn
You're gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn

Fire, I'll take you to burn
Fire, I'll take you to learn
Fire, I'll take you to bed

[yer gonna put yer eye out]

"Katie Wrigglesworth, you've got to be kidding"..

My first impression also...almost skipped the article after reading that name.
I thought it was a spoof!
But as I'm starting to understand, Britain must be where all the liberals who were going to leave America went.