LOL!
Okay.
In odd news today, thief steals bag of poo from a woman who was walking her dog.
Police look for SUV who struck a woman in Renton.
(What part of the body IS a Renton? And the SUV was driving itself?)
And.. Uranus 'responsible' for sea quakes...
*snort*
Poo thief thread:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1374860/posts
Assault SUV:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1374503/posts
Uranus responsible for doom trhead:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1374928/posts