I had to testify last week in another county in a custody case. The two attorneys involved were hilarious. They had the courtroom cracking up. Even the judge had his head in his hands and was shaking his head. The mom's attorney was over the top with her sarcasm, and the dad's attorney was a real @$$hole, trying to make a case where there wasn't one, but he was really entertaining in the process because some of the "evidence" he was trying to build his case on was so lame, as were some of his objections during testimony. It would have made a great comic skit.
We had a motto regarding bad cases ( or no case at all):
"You can't polish a turd".
Then you might appreciate this:
and this one,
Bradshaw v. Unity Marine Corporation, Inc., et al
Civil Action No. G-00-558, 2001 WL 739951 (S.D. Tex. June 27, 2001)