[Servant of the 9]

Imagine the quintessential southern backwater stereotype (think "Deliverance") auditioning for Jerry Springer.

Beg, borrow or steal a video camera, keep your still camera with you and take notes, this could make you rich with a book deal.

Am prepared to Fed-Ex Blue Thingies if necessary.

SO9 So9

[sweetliberty]

"Am prepared to Fed-Ex Blue Thingies if necessary."

*Smoochies* Bless your heart, Swervie. I'm sure my friend/co-worker and I will go through a lot of blue thingies if this isn't resolved quickly. It is possible the judge will throw the whole thing out and the issue will be moot, but it isn't likely. I anticipate some criminal charges and a colorful and possibly explosive, episode in court next Monday.