I got a chuckle out of that too *L*
Got this from my supervisor this morning:
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a set of screwdrivers, a
cordless drill, and a black
lace bra...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
one friend who always
makes her laugh...
and one who
lets her cry...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a good piece of furniture
not previously owned by
anyone
else in her family...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
eight matching plates,
wine glasses with stems,
and a recipe
for a meal that will make
her guests feel honored..
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a feeling of control over
her destiny...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to fall in love
without
losing herself...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to quit a job,
break up with a lover,
and confront a friend
without ruining the
friendship...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
when to try harder... and
when to walk away...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that she can't change the
length of her calves, the
width of her hips, or the
nature of her
parents...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that her childhood may
not have been perfect...but
its over...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she would and
wouldn't
do for love or money...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to live alone... even if
she doesn't like it...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
whom she can trust,
whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't
take it personally...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
where to go...
be it to her best friend's kitchen
table...
or a charming inn in the
woods...when her soul
needs soothing...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she can and can't
accomplish in a day...
a month...and a year...