[Eccl 10:2]

"He got aids from Lincoln's splattered blood, according to the new crop of limp-wristed, queer historians."

You're getting warmer. JWB was actually Abe's jilted lover. When JWB found out Abe had given him AIDS from a cut on Abe's hand after fisting him for the last time after breaking up with him, he shot him as a favor to Mary's lesbian lover.

[zarf]

You're getting warmer. JWB was actually Abe's jilted lover. When JWB found out Abe had given him AIDS from a cut on Abe's hand after fisting him for the last time after breaking up with him, he shot him as a favor to Mary's lesbian lover.

You're way off base here.

John Hay and Joshua Speed were Lincolns lovers.

Thus we have the famous phrases coined by Lincoln: "Rollin in the Hay" and "Not up to Speed".

[xJones]

You're getting warmer. JWB was actually Abe's jilted lover. When JWB found out Abe had given him AIDS from a cut on Abe's hand after fisting him for the last time after breaking up with him, he shot him as a favor to Mary's lesbian lover.

Finish the story. When all was said and done, it was GWB's fault.

[pissant]

Zoinks!