Former cop busted in pig pen

Aftenposten ^ | 8/21/2003 | Jonathon Tisdall

[Rodney King]

Who is the government to tell a man who he can and can not have relations with?

[dfwgator]

"It's just about sex, move on."

[Tarpaulin]

"Makin' Bacon!"

[vetvetdoug]

I tell you, I am shocked, just shocked......

[wolfpat]

I heard about two guys who did this. The first one was given 10 years.

The other one was given the litter.

[Fierce Allegiance]

[TheMom]

Pig farmer alert.

[Savage Beast]

If the man had done it in private, with a consenting pig, would anybody have cared? Anyway, maybe the pigs liked it.

BTW, bestiality was a serious offense in 17th century New England. Not only was it considered a dreadful sin, but the people had so little understanding of biology that they thought it possible that such unions could produce transspecies offspring.

[Ibredd]

I guess he made his mistake by not buying the pig and taking it to his bed room where society has been told by homos to make no laws. The next thing the perp will want to be a grade school teacher.

[snarks_when_bored]

Who is the government to tell a man who he can and can not have relations with?

That second 'who' is problematic in this case (unless you're Peter Singer or a member of PETA).

But this story does raise a question:  Why shouldn't a pig have sex with other pigs?^*

 

 

DISCLAIMER: Somebody had to make that joke!

[exile]

"and the animal lover has been convicted"

It's not what it looks like!

Honey, that pig and I are just friends!

[atomicpossum]

Rosie O'Donnell, have we got a man for you...

[Enterprise]

"but the people had so little understanding of biology that they thought it possible that such unions could produce transspecies offspring."

Imagine that! And all this time I thought Democrats resulted from a union between snakes and weasels.

[Rodney King]

BTW, bestiality was a serious offense in 17th century New England. Not only was it considered a dreadful sin, but the people had so little understanding of biology that they thought it possible that such unions could produce transspecies offspring.

Are you suggesting that they can't?

[BenLurkin]

Why do these stories always seem to come from Europe?

[hgro]

Who is the government to tell a man who he can and can not have relations with?

Yes, Bill Clinton did the same thing with Hitlery and Monica.

[TexasCowboy]

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?
Do you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

[xJones]

Just ham damn!.

[dfwgator]

"That'll do pig, that'll do."

[Incandesia]

Forgive a city girl a stupid question, but aren't pigs really large and aggressive? I mean, the mechanics of an act like this just don't seem feasible...Wouldn't they have trampled him, or bit him or something? </clueless>