LOL! I'll join you... Salute!
My Survivor drinking game is that anytime someone says "you LIED to me" - time for a shot.
That and "I'm playing with integrity." I always want to answer - "good for you - the others are playing for a million bucks." Time for another shot. As the game goes on, you get a little drunker each episode. I'm figuring tonight's episode will empty the current season bottle!
I hate Reality Show crossovers like Romber and Donnie/Alison in The Amazing Race - but man, what I wouldn't give to see Tom and Ian run it as a team!