[toddlintown]

What will they think of next?

[Dog Gone]

Forward this to John Kerry. He'll bite.

[The Mayor]

I got this a week after he kicked

[stylin19a]

oh great....what do I do with this bearer bond for $2 million dollars, of which I am to send 1$ million back and keep $1 million for myself ?

I really could use that million, because one morning, just after I bought these green pills that I can drop in my gas tank and add water to make gasoline,
I woke up in my hotel, in a bathtub full of ice, with my kidney cut out...