[JimWforBush]

An 85-year-old Florida man went to his doctor's office and while there the Doctor asked for a sperm count.

The doctor grabbed a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this -First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing."


The doctor was shocked! "Dear God, man... you asked your neighbor?

"Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."

[MAWG]

That's funny.

[processing please hold]

ROTFLMAO

[JimWforBush]

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the
night, in
search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he
peeks in
and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little
Johnny
exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy,
relieved
that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the
opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy
starts going to
town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out
"Hang on
tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get
bucked
off!"