Posted on 01/14/2005 9:22:46 AM PST by TheBigB
Woo hoo! TGIF! Time for the official FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post funny pics, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD! Also, don't hesitate to ping your own lists! All are welcome!
To kick things off...
Yes, this really exists... 
What are/were your favorite Saturday morning cartoons? :-)
Happy Friday. I'll be writing a note to myself to never click on your Profile page while I'm at work *giggle*
Uh-huh. You're thinking of braille reading a dangling participle.
Pervert.
I was contemplating King Henry V's "Once more into the breach" speech.
...just as innocent as can be.
~*doo-de-doo-de-bop-de-bop*~
But what I want to know is: How many years has Gary Condit been married to THAT WOMAN?
By the way - We have not forgotten; Gary Condit's rotten!!
Thank you!!!
ping
That's the neatest thing I've seen since, well, in a long time!
Now I wish I wasn't ignoring this thread.
LOL! You just made Henry break up!
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Aaarrrrrrgh!
My eyes!
Thanks for the ping. Sorry I'm late. I've been doing a remodeling/renovation job on my bathroom all day. I am so damned pooped. I'm just going to lurk a bit with a beer and hit the racks. Busy day tomorrow.
Don't ever post anything like that again without pinging me! OMG!
OMG this is hysterical! Great pick and the "Angror is ready to party. He hopes the giggling brain squirrels and the petrified ferret billy clubs won't be here though."
Just made me LOL
Thanks
The Difference Between Liberals, Conservatives and Texans
Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 9mm and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
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Conservative Answer:
BANG!
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Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of reloading).
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right, Dad, I saw it too..." BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
If I owe you a keyboard, I am sorry!
My sis found the pic of ANGROR the Jabberwock at 'My cat hates you' and saved it.
It is a perfect image.
The look is just... angror.
(Sis called him 'The Jabberwock' since he is what the image in her head is of said creature.)
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