*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

Surely you all have better things to do on a Friday than spend time readinga silliness thread.

Maybe we do, and maybe we don't.

But, please, don't call me Shirley.

Shalom.

221 posted on 01/14/2005 11:57:50 AM PST by ArGee (After 517, the abolition of man is complete)

222 posted on 01/14/2005 11:58:54 AM PST by Dog Gone

"Thought for sure I'd get zotted for that. ;)"

No way. The male mods are on duty today and they're off now on another site trying to find a stupid ball under a cup.
;^>

At least, I think I saw a ball and some cups. I can't be too sure.

223 posted on 01/14/2005 11:59:25 AM PST by Tarpaulin (Look it up.)

To: Richard Kimball

Wow, that really is EXTREME stupidity.

224 posted on 01/14/2005 11:59:34 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (MY COUSIN GREG IS HOME SAFE FROM IRAQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Prove it. ;-)

Proven 8ºD

225 posted on 01/14/2005 11:59:44 AM PST by Lady Jag (All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)

I'm ignoring this thread...

226 posted on 01/14/2005 12:00:58 PM PST by BJClinton (South Park Republican)

What do you mean? He's just sucking it in.

227 posted on 01/14/2005 12:02:10 PM PST by Lady Jag (All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)

228 posted on 01/14/2005 12:02:24 PM PST by Dog Gone

At least, I think I saw a ball and some cups.

I saw 2 D-cups. :^)

229 posted on 01/14/2005 12:03:27 PM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good)

Happy Friday! We get to sleep in tomorrow. :-)

230 posted on 01/14/2005 12:03:43 PM PST by flutters (God Bless The USA)

To: G.Mason; TheBigB

231 posted on 01/14/2005 12:04:24 PM PST by Tarpaulin (Look it up.)

232 posted on 01/14/2005 12:05:29 PM PST by Tarpaulin (Look it up.)

A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice
fishing.

For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough, and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.

When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool, and carefully laid out her tools. Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole. Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Amazed, the blonde wasn't quite sure what to do, as this certainly wasn't covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly -- tools in the right place, chair positioned just so. Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked "Is that you Lord?"

The voice boomed back, "No, this is the manager of the skating rink!"

233 posted on 01/14/2005 12:07:00 PM PST by JimWforBush

234 posted on 01/14/2005 12:08:42 PM PST by Dog Gone

or.... it's seriously hard when your naked?

Depends.

235 posted on 01/14/2005 12:10:04 PM PST by Lady Jag (All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)

236 posted on 01/14/2005 12:18:07 PM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good)

237 posted on 01/14/2005 12:19:03 PM PST by flutters (God Bless The USA)

The pink is the dead giveaway!

238 posted on 01/14/2005 12:23:35 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (MY COUSIN GREG IS HOME SAFE FROM IRAQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

239 posted on 01/14/2005 12:23:35 PM PST by no more apples (my give-a-damn's busted)

Sophie specializes in lawn ornaments, too! What a coincidence!

240 posted on 01/14/2005 12:35:13 PM PST by Lady Jag (All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)

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