*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

[TheBigB]

Woo hoo! TGIF! Time for the official FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post funny pics, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD! Also, don't hesitate to ping your own lists! All are welcome!

To kick things off...

Yes, this really exists...

What are/were your favorite Saturday morning cartoons? :-)

[Ignatz]

John Elway, after living a full life, died.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and white sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Colts logo flag, and in every window hung blue horseshoes.
John looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point John?"
"Well, why does Peyton Manning get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "John, that's not Peyton's house, it's mine."

LET'S GO COLTS!

[TheBigB]

[annyokie]

No biggie. So do most of the people on this thread. Thanks again, though!

[NeoCaveman]

What women want are 4 animals
A mink on her back
A tiger in her bed
A jaguat in her garage
And an ass to pay for it all

What men want
A woman who is a good lover
A woman who is a good mother
A woman who keeps a good home
A woman who is honest and trustworthy
And above all he wants these 4 women to never meet eachother :-)

[Bella_Bru]

It is a classic. :-)

[peacebaby]

What happens if he pulls the lever?

[TheBigB]

[Dog Gone]

[Izzy Dunne]

[TheBigB]

[Hoodlum91]

This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my
left and there was a
woman
in a brand new
Cadillac
doing 65 mph
with her
face up next to her
rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.



I looked away
for a couple seconds
and when I looked back she was



halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.



As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
my electric shaver,
which knocked
the donut
out of my other hand.
In all
the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car
using my knees against
the steering wheel,
it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear
which fell



into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed,
and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an
important call.
Damn women drivers!!!

[TheBigB]

Earth blows up! :)

[atomicpossum]

Rutabaga, rutabaga, boom-boom-boom.

[The_Victor]

Saved from peril. BTTT!

[Izzy Dunne]

[Bella_Bru]

That one has always creeped me out.

[trisham]

Re: Jack's Personal training

ROFL!!

[Bella_Bru]

This is of course assuming they can read the billboard.

[negril]

I know it's a little early to start drinking, but that's ridiculous.

[Izzy Dunne]

Wow!
I never saw a woman try to lift up a barstool with just her feet before.
Why does she have two basketballs stuffed in her shirt?