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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

Posted on 01/14/2005 9:22:46 AM PST by TheBigB

Woo hoo! TGIF! Time for the official FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post funny pics, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD! Also, don't hesitate to ping your own lists! All are welcome!

To kick things off...

Yes, this really exists...

What are/were your favorite Saturday morning cartoons? :-)


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To: annyokie
By the way, I now know your real name.

If you'll give me your credit card number, I'll bill you $4.95 for posting your picture for you.

121 posted on 01/14/2005 10:09:41 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: TheBigB

Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades .

She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp.

Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.

The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out ..

"SH*T... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"


122 posted on 01/14/2005 10:10:07 AM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: tob2

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on nd model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it Might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Heavens! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"


123 posted on 01/14/2005 10:10:08 AM PST by i cant stand it
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To: All
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the
night, in
search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he
peeks in
and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little
Johnny
exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy,
relieved
that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the
opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy
starts going to
town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out
"Hang on
tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get
bucked
off!"
124 posted on 01/14/2005 10:10:23 AM PST by JimWforBush
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To: TheBigB
To go with your BillyBob Hooter's Bday Party...

Retired Hooters

125 posted on 01/14/2005 10:11:25 AM PST by Bella_Bru (You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
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To: dfwgator

bttt


126 posted on 01/14/2005 10:11:32 AM PST by newsgatherer
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To: lilylangtree

good one......!!!!!!!!


127 posted on 01/14/2005 10:11:49 AM PST by peacebaby (smoked and inhaled)
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To: i cant stand it

128 posted on 01/14/2005 10:12:19 AM PST by Dog Gone
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To: Bella_Bru

129 posted on 01/14/2005 10:12:33 AM PST by socal_parrot
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Can't post the picture, but here's the link:

I'll raise your jackass with a rocket in his rear end with one of my own.(warning semi nudity and extreme stupidity). I figure this guy has to be a democrat. (BTW, it's a numbered sequence, photos 1-4. Change the photo number in the url to see the entire sequence.

130 posted on 01/14/2005 10:12:39 AM PST by Richard Kimball (It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
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To: negril
Where do you get this stuff?

Don't go to the Hall of DoucheBags if laughing out loud would attract undue attention.

131 posted on 01/14/2005 10:13:23 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: SheLion

D, I can't tell, is that teddy kennedy or johnnie baldacci?


132 posted on 01/14/2005 10:13:33 AM PST by newsgatherer
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To: Poohbah
I received a 4-DVD set of them as a Christmas present. A sure cure for what ails ya.

I received a The Marx Brothers Silver Screen Collection These will cause severe aching in the sides from laughing!

133 posted on 01/14/2005 10:13:58 AM PST by jellybean (Free Ol' Crusty!)
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To: Bella_Bru

OMG!!! I really did have to look twice.


134 posted on 01/14/2005 10:15:20 AM PST by lindor (If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?)
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To: Bella_Bru

135 posted on 01/14/2005 10:15:23 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good)
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To: itssoamusing

"Ahhhh, bitter beer face."


136 posted on 01/14/2005 10:15:27 AM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: TheBigB; lindor

137 posted on 01/14/2005 10:15:37 AM PST by Tarpaulin (Look it up.)
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To: peacebaby

Here's another:

Norwegian Yoke

Ole is a farmer in Visconsin. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Minnesota. He drives to Minnesota, looks at the cow, reaches under to see if she gives milk.

When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.

Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.

Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.

He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis cow in Minnesota, yah?"

Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"

Sven says, "My wife is from Minnesota."


138 posted on 01/14/2005 10:15:50 AM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: TheBigB

139 posted on 01/14/2005 10:16:05 AM PST by itsamelman (“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
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To: TheBigB
What is this airline known for again?

140 posted on 01/14/2005 10:17:10 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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