I CHOSE A CONSPICUOUSLY CATHOLIC-SOUNDING, MIDDLE AMERICAN SCREEN NAME, BECAUSE I KNEW THAT IT WOULD PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR EYES! AFTER ALL, U ARE ALL PATHETICALLY MALEDUCATED RIGHT WING SIMPLETONS! NOW I WILL ENJOIN YOU ALL TO READ MY ASININE, UTTERLY INCONSEQUENTIAL DIATRIBE, SINE YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME THAN TO READ MY POINTLESS DRIVEL! THANK YOU FOR HUMORING ME! I APPRECIATE IT...
(More needlessly capitalized letters and repetitive exclamation marks.)
Sigh. The trolls who can spell and punctuate just aren't as much fun as the ones with 12 thumbs (or two paws).