Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri .. January 10-11, 2005

1-10-05 | JustAmy, St.Louie1, MamaBear, Billie

[NicknamedBob]

"...as you might have noticed ... I am tattoo-free."

I am happily willing to notice such things.

[tuliptree76]

I don't have any piercings either. Not even my ears. I figure I don't need any more holes in my head. ;-)

[international american]

Same here;)

[international american]

Good for you!!

[tuliptree76]

Is this what it will look like when you drive home?

[tuliptree76]

As a result, earrings wouldn't be a good gift. Waterford crystal on the other hand... ;-)

[international american]

It stopped raining last night. It was that bad yesterday though.

[tuliptree76]

That's good. We're supposed to get rain here this week. It's odd being able to go around in a sweater and light jacket. I had gotten used to freezing temps and snow while I was at my parents' house. LOL!

[Victoria Delsoul]

Evening all! Happy Splash Your Friend Day.

Wild Women
~ Benny Hill

Now I don't want you folks to misconstrue
What I'm about to say to you,
But I'm gonna tell you about the women in my life.
Now I know some gals who are real refined,
But I always seem to get the other kind,
And maybe that's why I've never found a wife.

Now I used to know a gal in Crew,
She was five foot two and eyes of blue,
And, well she told me that her name was Lotty,
But I think she was funny in the head
'Cause she used to sleep underneath the bed,
Her parents thought she was a little potty.

But I kind of liked the way she'd smile
So I went around with her for a while,
And I kind of thought of her as my bride to be,
I said, "You're the one girl in my life
And I'd like to have you for my wife,"
She said, "Now what would your wife do with me?"

Chorus
Beware of wild women, those wild, wild women,
Those wild, wild women around.
Beware of wild women, those wild, wild women,
And never ever let 'em get you down.

One day I met a movie star,
She was just getting out of her Rolls Royce car,
And she was all covered in diamonds and mink.
Now I kind of liked a gal with money,
And this one, well, she was a real honey,
So I said, "Maybe one day you and I could have a little drink."

She said, "You're just my kind of man."
She stuck a phone number in my hand,
She said, "Now phone me up next time that you're in town."
I said, "Is this your penthouse," she said, "No,
It's the fish and chip shop down below,
But you just phone me up and they'll call me down."

[chorus]

Now I was in a Chelsea bar one day,
And there was a chap stood about five feet away,
And we was both admiring a girl about twenty-one,
I said, "You just can't help but stare
At that cute little chick with the long blonde hair,"
He said, "That chick just happens to be my son."

I said, "I didn't mean to offend,
You must let me make a mend,
I mean at least let me buy you another rum.
I said, "You must think me an awful cad,
I didn't know you was his dad."
He said, "I'm not, you twit, I'm his mum."

[Victoria Delsoul]

Say what?

[Victoria Delsoul]

Huh? I don't know what you guys are talking about. Wanna elaborate?

[Victoria Delsoul]

Evening Mayor.

[tuliptree76]

LOL! Hi Victoria. :-)

[Victoria Delsoul]

Hi Pal! Hope you enjoyed your Christmas break.

[Victoria Delsoul]

I Tulip. I've got your sigs.

[tuliptree76]

Awwww...Thank you, Victoria!

I will download them and add them to my profile. :-)

[Victoria Delsoul]

Great. Glad you liked them. :-)


I need to make dinner. Be back in a bit.

[international american]

ROTFLMBO!

[tuliptree76]

Okay.

[international american]

Mostly talking about the bad weather here in California.
A small town, La Conchita , was partly buried in a mudslide.