The funniest line still is around 1 AM when Novick says, in reference to the nuke warhead going missing, something like "At least this is happening in the middle of the night while everyone is sleeping." This, after a day which included a train wreck, a nuclear meltdown, the shooting down of Air Force One, the incapacitation of the President and the swearing in of the V.P. Gee, do ya think anyone would really be sleeping?
This is my favorite post in this entire thread:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1317368/posts?page=3755#3755