[kesg]

"If you don't play nice with Jessie, you'll go to the naughty chair!"

"Can someone get me a hacksaw?" (Jack Bauer line from Season 2)

[filbert]

Jack stood in the Naughty Cell for it seemed like minutes. He fidgeted, watching through the window at the CTU staff who were frantically searching for the lost nuclear warhead. He knew he should be out there, knew that what he had done was wrong. Even so, he couldn't think of any other way to have done it.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Nanny, standing behind Chloe, looking his way. She smiled knowingly and walked over to the Naughty Cell, unlocked it, and went in.

"Now Jack," said Nanny, kneeling to his level and making eye contact, "Are you sorry caused the ex-husband of your girlfriend to snuff it and made her very very angry at you, and are you sorry you violated Chinese sovereign territory?"

"Yes, Nanny, I'm sorry."

"All right then, give us a hug." Jack gave Nanny a big hug and a tearful, sloppy kiss on the cheek.

"Can I go find the nuclear warhead now, Nanny?"

"Yes, Jack, run along."

Dink-cha! Dink-cha! Dink-cha! Dink-cha!

[texasbluebell]

"Can someone get me a hacksaw?" (Jack Bauer line from Season 2)

Two of my other favorite Bauer lines, from this season:

"Clear!"

"This will help with the pain."