UN Security Council Resolution 1013: Any government coming into possession of an extraterrestrial biological entity is responsible for that entity's destruction.
Are you kidding? The Rwandans are ET's?
http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/unamir5.htm
(Don't get me wrong - I don't dismiss the reality of UFO's and potential aliens as folly, but let's keep it real, ok?)