India May Be First To Tell The World About ET Contact

http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/01-06a-05.asp ^ | 1/6/05

[Brett66]

The good news: The aliens have met with us and given us a book titled "To serve man"

The bad news: It's a book about tennis.

[claptrap]

Rules of the Universe? This is an article from one of Art Bells newsletters!

[okie01]

It is well accepted between the UFO and extra-terrestrial experts that all the five nuclear powers are in contact with the beings from other stars for quite some time.

In the midst of such worldshaking news, it's a small thing -- but "five nuclear powers"?

USA, UK, Russia, France and India make five.

Plus, there's China and the one whose name cannot be mentioned, Pakistan. Plus Israel, unofficially, and South Africa, once.

Wonder which five the author had in mind...

[shibumi]

Yup! And after they save up their interstellar currency, they're all going to buy 7-11's, motels and Dunkin Donuts in the Pleiades.

[jonrick46]

This story must be a joke. It almost as bad as the ones you see in the supermaket tabloids showing a big picture of the Pope in the car with an one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater.

[Darkwolf377]

"It's a cook book! IT'S A COOK BOOOOOOKKKK!!!!!"

--To Serve Man, written by Damon Knight

[KellyAdmirer]

If we don't abide by the laws of the universe, do we get a ticket? Or do we go to laws-of-the-universe jail? Maybe Judge Wapner will throw the book at us.

[Waco]

#1 rule of Universe: Do NOT count the military votes! #2: The NYT will aid in this and lie for ya.

[Gunslingr3]

How come i'm still paying 2 dollars a gallon for gas. If these Aliens are coming from another solar system, they sure as heck aint using oil.

Because it makes GWB and Dick Cheney rich.

/obvious

[Chunga]

Don't trouble yourself about Wapner. He didn't write them.

[Hank Rearden]

I knew those forehead dots weren't just painted on.

[LdSentinal]

"Take us to your leader."

[dennisw]

Anyone listen to Zacharia Sitchin last night on Coast to Coast?

[Prophet in the wilderness]

Maybe that's were some of the money is going to, the WORLD AID effort for the TSUMANI disaster ? for the phone call to the U.F.O.S ?

[Calvin Locke]

Great, more illegal aliens....I wonder if they'll also take our tech jobs too.

There's a South Park epi with people coming back from the future to work here.

[cdbull23]

hey, i work at the ucb space science lab!


...though i don't do anything remotely connected to the seti program...still makes me happy to hear about it :)

[Odyssey-x]

All this talk of Aliens and no BEEF... I mean come on.. What are the "laws of the universe". Tell us about neeto anti-gravity technology or unlimited energy sources that the aliens are using. Without that it just seems like a made for tv movie filled with a bunch of the same old recycled sci-fi thriller material.

[U S Army EOD]

That is why the Aliens are here. They only had enough gas to get here and didn't bring enough money to buy gas to get home.

[Red Sea Swimmer]

This writer in India has had one too many Bhang-Lassi's whilst he was at a full moon party in Goa.

[fire_eye]

I HAVE NOT contacted these "Indian" Humans and I am not GOING to contact them.

And that Tsunami was just a WARNING if they don't quit BRAGGING! NO AMOUNT of beautiful EArthwomen will be sufficient to restrain my weapons droid if I hear ONE MORE inane yammering about my having "Contacted" one of you pitiful insects!

HarrrUMPH...