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To: pissant

From the neuticles.com web site:

"Two Neuticles models are available in multiple sizes- differing only in firmness levels. Each model replicates the pets testicle in size, shape and approximate weight. Over 100,000 canines, felines, equine and other pets have been altered Worldwide without a single reported complication when implanted as directed and minimal post operative cautions are employed.


NeuticlesOriginal®
FDA medically-approved (for human use) Polypropylene homopolymere-resembles plastic in firmness.

NeuticlesNatural®
FDA medically-approved (for human use) solid silicone replicates pets testes in firmness."

Replicates pets testes in firmness? I want to nominate the guy who had to verify this for the Popular Science "worst job" award.


12 posted on 01/06/2005 11:42:55 AM PST by Luddite Patent Counsel
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel

"Replicates pets testes in firmness? I want to nominate the guy who had to verify this for the Popular Science "worst job""

It's gotta be at least a runner up!


16 posted on 01/06/2005 11:45:04 AM PST by pissant
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel

A job rivaling bull semen collector??


18 posted on 01/06/2005 11:46:52 AM PST by kaktuskid
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel
Replicates pets testes in firmness? I want to nominate the guy who had to verify this for the Popular Science "worst job" award.

Try looking under "Dog Show Judges" since they were apparently originally developed to hide disqualifying crytorchidism in otherwise show quality dogs.

93 posted on 01/06/2005 1:13:15 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (The world needs more horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel
"Two Neuticles models are available in multiple sizes..."

Are the smallest ones called "Neutrino's"?
(there's a physics joke in here somewhere...)

102 posted on 01/06/2005 2:32:44 PM PST by talleyman (Merry Christmas! ("And God bless us every one!"))
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