Sienna Miller to Marry Jude Law (sorry fellers)

Miami Herald ^ | 1/5/04 | staff

[pissant]

She looks a little down about having to marry that metrosexual instead of Pissant.

[End Times Sentinel]

Sienna Miller to Marry Jude Law (sorry fellers)

I don't get it, why would you assume that I'd want to marry Jude Law?

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[pissant]

From your response I'll assume you are a chick. If not, hey it's Hollywood & you can apparently marry whatever floats your boat (or goat).

[independentmind]

What an ugly dress.

[Incorrigible]

I've had Sienna for several years!

[Siamese Princess]

Hey, Sienna, forgot to touch up the roots of your hair? Plus, pull up the straps of your nightie.

Meow, meow, meow!

[pissant]

she'll bleed to death from the scratches....

[sassbox]

so I take it each diamond on the ring represented a month of how long this marriage will last?

[pissant]

LOL

[Osage Orange]

Well....I've no idea who either one is.

So, how does this effect my world again?

[pissant]

"So, how does this effect my world again?"


The gravity of this thread pulled you into its orbit, that's how!

[Valpal1]

Law, 32, divorced fashion designer Sadie Frost in October 2003 after a six-year marriage and three children.

So life with 3 active preschoolers isn't fun anymore and he's moved on to younger, firmer women. What a POS.

Sienna's going to waste the next six years of her life and all she'll have to show for it the boob job he'll buy her just before he dumps her.

[pissant]

You nailed it Valpal. In addition to the fat prenup she's making him sign.

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

I don't have the foggiest clue who this girl is, but, I think I remember hearing about Jude Law beginning an affair with Miss Miller while his wife was pregnant? And while his wife went through a fairly severe post-natal depression, she was having to endure it alone while caring for her three children. All the while Mr. Law was "falling in love" with his very young Sienna.

[gopwinsin04]

[dfwgator]

Miller, 23, was Law's co-star in the remake of "Alfie."

Geez, you'd think by now they would learn that movies starring together real-life romantic partners (can you say 'Gigli'?) never do well at the box office.

[Valpal1]

Fat pre-nup? Well, at least she isn't stupid, perhaps just merely evil, if it's true that she started her relationship with Law while his wife was preggers.

Perhaps they deserve each other. One can never find happiness and fulfillment by taking it from others, or shirking one's commitments.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I wouldn't want to marry him either. Or her, cause I don't go that way.

My husband wouldn't think to highly of being left for a wimp like Jude Law.

[pissant]

shades of Lance Armstrong. Except he chose a 40+ yo skank rock star instead of a post pubescence homewrecker.

[Brainhose]

Why are we supposet to care about what anyone in Hollyweird does when all they do is dump on conservatives?
Plus she's freaking ugly.