Aw c'mon, lass. A wee drop every now and then won't hurt. :~)
Dang, you sound just like my husband. Do you guys memorize all the same lines?
Did you know that I have 5 kids? Ages 15 down to 5. Anyway, on the 3rd kid, I said something really stupid to a doctor. I had a c-section so I had an epidural. Afterwards, when the nurse was removing the epidural, it got stuck so she went and got the anestheologist (sp?) to come get it out. He put me back in the position I was in when he inserted it and it came right out. He commented, "see, I told you I could pull it out." I said, "yeah, my husband told me the same thing 9 months ago and look what happened."
Biggest laugh I've ever gotten.