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> A professor at Texas A&M was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To
get
a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe in
ghosts?"
> > About 90 students raise their hands.
> > "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
ghosts,
do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
> > About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really
glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
> > About 15 students raise their hands. Has anyone here ever touched a
ghost?"
> > 3 students raise their hands. That's fantastic. Now let me ask you
one
question further....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
> > Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture; no
one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up
here and tell us about your experience."
> > The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
make
his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghost?"
> > Bubba replied, "Shiiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said,
"Goats!"