[deaconjim]

I have some very interesting questions that I want someone from PETA to answer. For instance, if we all stop wearing leather, drinking milk, and eating beef, what happens to all the cows? What happens to all the chickens when we stop eating eggs and chicken? They just hate logic.

[Beaker]

if we all stop wearing leather, drinking milk, and eating beef, what happens to all the cows?
They'd call all their relatives over from India? Just a guess. :-)

What happens to all the chickens when we stop eating eggs and chicken?
The chickens would start pondering the great philsophical matter of which came first, the chicken, or the egg?. Then they would tell the cows what they found. Then the chickens and the cows would probably start to have great debates, and open up their own thread on FR. It would be chaos.